HOW TO CONTACT ME:

DON'T.

Please, leave me alone.

Okay fine.

If you absolutely have to contact me, you can use the form below.

Please be warned that I check my inbox less often than Halley's Comet visits the inner solar system.

If you are wanting to make a complaint, please use the Complaints form instead.

2026 UPDATE: Due to the obscene number of AI-generated spam emails I've received, I have taken the decision to remove my email address from this page. You can still use the form, but I'm probably not going to see it.

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