Alex Eastwood-Williams was born in a manger on the planet Krypton.
Following his short but highly influential stint as the fifth member of the Beatles, he went on to be elected US President in the largest landslide in American history (even Cuba temporarily became a state, just so that they could vote for him).
After curing cancer, ending world hunger, and single-handedly ending every war on Earth (plus one war on Neptune), he turned to writing as a way to fill the downtime.
In his spare time, he enjoys writing dubiously factual biographies of himself in the third person.
His first major written work, "Alex was here 2009", was published on the wall of a public toilet in West Auckland.